I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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