Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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