wakey wakey hands off snakey
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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