her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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