I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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