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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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