So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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