covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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