so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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