youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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