My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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