so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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