I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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