I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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