so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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