i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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