I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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