the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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