that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just gargled with NyQuil
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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