I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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