she was so not down for the gang bang
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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