You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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