you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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