I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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