she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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