just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So apparently I’m into choking now
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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