so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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