I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
How does one acquire holy water?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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