I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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