The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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