So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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