At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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