i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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