After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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