yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I want to be your penis for a week.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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