These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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