Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize