I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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