Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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