you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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