im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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