haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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