I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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