I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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