About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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