hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Panties = found
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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