I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
