so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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