Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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