she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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