i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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