what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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