he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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