I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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