He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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