Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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